Shade, Montreal - No sir, I haven't done that!  Yesterday when I was passing by, I saw her coming out of that house with a black Donkey.

Description:  a stupid looking black animal with four legs, head, two eyes, nose, two ears (I was not sure) and a long tail. The officer told me that the ass belonged to Dorsal Saphenous and it had not been seen since yesterday.  Before leaving, I added that the donkey might be sitting in the shade of the tree in the Park.